Aries, Wednesday, 11 December 2013
On Monday, we had you tied to the train tracks. By Tuesday, you were being held hostage up on the roof. What new silent movie melodrama awaits you now that it is Wednesday? Surely you don't deserve to be caught in a cavalcade of chaos that's leading, so inexorably, to an avalanche of anxiety? Isn't the run-up to Christmas supposed to be a time of relaxation and enjoyment? Why, of course it is. And, of course, a crazy set of circumstances can't continue much longer. In the very next reel you'll emerge triumphant! Find out what the planets say about your love, money and career prospects in 2014. Order your 2014 'Guide to the Future' now!